Thursday, January 8, 2009

Why nobody should want to live in Ohio

Now that I'm back in Los Angeles, I thought I'd list a few reasons why I really don't like the midwest.

1. There's nothing to do

2. People are obsessed with NASCAR and the Buckeyes

3. The style is awful, people aim to dress fugly

4. Women don't put effort into their appearances and pretty much all look like this

5. To be fair, men definitely don't do anything in the looks department either

6. The weather sucks 70% of the time, the sun only occasionally shines

7. People have no ambition and often settle for lackluster jobs

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